枕と結婚する私たちの自由を守る

枕と結婚する私たちの自由を守る

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notthepajamas:

theamericandream1:

What is the context for this. lol

In short:
Time got frozen all over the world, so they had to fix the alarmclock that ruled the entire universe by replacing the battery, but it got stuck inside a police officer’s balled fist so they tore his arm off and replaced it with a matsuibou, however it backfired and turned into a super electric matsuibou rx, so they replaced his arm again with that of a wanted terrorist’s, who then fired a matsui cyclone, which in turn was about to hit the lady on the image, so they froze time again and cut the accompanying sound effect in pieces, which somehow grew an ego and tried to stop the rocket punch from landing, but it failed causing her to lose her memory, so she married him because he was kind to her.
You’re welcome.

notthepajamas:

theamericandream1:

What is the context for this. lol

In short:

Time got frozen all over the world, so they had to fix the alarmclock that ruled the entire universe by replacing the battery, but it got stuck inside a police officer’s balled fist so they tore his arm off and replaced it with a matsuibou, however it backfired and turned into a super electric matsuibou rx, so they replaced his arm again with that of a wanted terrorist’s, who then fired a matsui cyclone, which in turn was about to hit the lady on the image, so they froze time again and cut the accompanying sound effect in pieces, which somehow grew an ego and tried to stop the rocket punch from landing, but it failed causing her to lose her memory, so she married him because he was kind to her.

You’re welcome.

マリオは、疑いの余地はないことができますこのことから、痴漢です

マリオは、疑いの余地はないことができますこのことから、痴漢です

これはシンプソンズのアニメのリブートからJub-Jubです

これはシンプソンズのアニメのリブートからJub-Jubです

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wwwtxt:

I think that females drawn in anime style look very cute. I like the sweet, innocent eyes with all the reflections in the pupils. ☯93NOV

dennys:

faytale:

Denny’s, please make a magical girl anime.

It looks like you already did for us?

私は今、デニーズのための角質よ

dennys:

faytale:

Denny’s, please make a magical girl anime.

It looks like you already did for us?

私は今、デニーズのための角質よ

dennys:

You guys are always asking us what our favorite anime is. It’s this one. But someone needs to write it first. And give it a title?

私のデニーズウェイトレスはこのかわいいことはできません!

dennys:

You guys are always asking us what our favorite anime is. It’s this one. But someone needs to write it first. And give it a title?

私のデニーズウェイトレスはこのかわいいことはできません!

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moe, moe, moe / why don’t you like me, nobody likes me

moe, moe, moe / why don’t you like me, nobody likes me

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それは、女性に発生したときに人々は「触手レイプ」に文句を言うが、どうやらこれはただの罰金とダンディは…いや、ここには二重基準…*笑ん*

それは、女性に発生したときに人々は「触手レイプ」に文句を言うが、どうやらこれはただの罰金とダンディは…いや、ここには二重基準…*笑ん*

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